She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
