I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He better not be in your backpack
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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