seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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