So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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