Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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