I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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