Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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