I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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