Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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