I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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