so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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