this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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