I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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