I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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