phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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