Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Two words: nipple clamps
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