I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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