i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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