She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
