what if I'm pregnant?
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Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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