You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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