dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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