the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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