It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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