We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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