i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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