Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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