can we get nightvision for the apartment?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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