There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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