I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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