3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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