yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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