Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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