ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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