I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
