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I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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