I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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