Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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