You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
should my penis look like a turkey
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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