There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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