physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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