RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Randomize
