I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
