As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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