Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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