i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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