I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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