I want to walk on stilts...naked
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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