Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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