I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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