I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
