Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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