We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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