i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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