thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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